Shenanigans in the Office
- Co-Worker: (comes into office) I have shingles.
- Me: Isn't that contagious?
- Co-Worker: No. They're drying up right now, so it's not contagious.
- Me: Ohhh. Okay.
- Co-Worker: Do you want to see them?
- Me: Umm. Not so much.
- Co-Worker: Okay. I just thought I would ask.